IC contact post for Siren's Pull

[brat_from_hell]

"Phibrizzo here! Just kidding~ You'll have to leave me a message."





(ooc: He'll always speak pleasantly enough to people via NV - he's improving but still not that technologically savvy. What he does realize is that conversations are archived.)

Comments

voicemail;

[countsrabbits.livejournal.com]

Phibrizzzzooooo! I have a question for you, so call me back soon, okay?

You have been invited.

[pushesupglasses.livejournal.com]

[ Phibrizzo will find the following invitation slipped under his apartment door, sealed in a plain, white envelope. ]

[tfln virus]

[dr_orpheus]

You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.

VIRUS text!

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

[voicemail; 9/12/12]

[faustianism]

Hello, Mister Phibrizzo? This is Mr. Gold, I wasn't sure where to get this information. I'm looking to hold a get together on the 16th, would the Uzushio Ryokan be open then? It is short notice, I know, and I am sorry. Please give me a call back.

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

DELIVERY October 14

[aggravating]

[Remember that weird, random anonymous text you got on the first, kid?

Well, when you wake up on the 14th there's something waiting at your doorstep. Three animatronic trolls, a lot like what'd be found in a Disneyland ride.

Only better.

Because Tony blows Disney mechanics out of the water.]

[Voice Mail to Seyrunn Shop of Sorcery, also sent to Xeloss]

[oujomerchant]

Excuse moi, Monsieur Phibrizzo! It would appear that a lady by the name of Prim has turned into a duck without her consent. Do your services cover this sorcery? Do contact her if so.

[text; cc'd to Xellos]

[bondsoflove]

I need to switch my shift on the 30th.

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]