IC contact post for Siren's Pull

[brat_from_hell]

"Phibrizzo here! Just kidding~ You'll have to leave me a message."





(ooc: He'll always speak pleasantly enough to people via NV - he's improving but still not that technologically savvy. What he does realize is that conversations are archived.)

Comments

[tfln virus]

[dr_orpheus]

Does that really sound like something I would discuss with you?

[tfln virus]

[brat_from_hell]

How should I know? I don't know you that well and you did yell a lot in the library that one time.

[tfln virus]

[dr_orpheus]

And I remember that you were all too quick to throw me to the wolves.

[tfln virus]

[brat_from_hell]

Wolves? No, I let the librarian escort you out for yelling. You were interrupting my reading, you know.

[tfln virus]

[dr_orpheus]

Of course. I was interrupting your reading then and I'm discussing my drinking escapades with you now.

[tfln virus]

[brat_from_hell]

At least you're admitting it.

[tfln virus]

[dr_orpheus]

I don't know why it took me so long to realize it, but nothing productive is going to come from this conversation, is it?

[tfln virus]

[brat_from_hell]

Probably not. It's kind of pointless to argue when you did send me that message anyway.

[tfln virus]

[dr_orpheus]

Then I bid you good day.

[voicemail; 9/12/12]

[faustianism]

Hello, Mister Phibrizzo? This is Mr. Gold, I wasn't sure where to get this information. I'm looking to hold a get together on the 16th, would the Uzushio Ryokan be open then? It is short notice, I know, and I am sorry. Please give me a call back.

[Voice]

[brat_from_hell]

Ring, ring!

[Voice]

[faustianism]

This is Mr. Gold.

[Voice]

[brat_from_hell]

Hello, Mr. Gold. This is Phibrizzo returning your call. The Uzushio is available on the 16th, and because it's not a popular night for events, we'll be able to give you a good price. How many people are you expecting?

Re: [Voice]

[faustianism]

Hello Phibrizzo. I actually need to change the date on this, I'm looking for the 22nd or the 23rd, if one of those dates is more agreeable.

[Voice]

[brat_from_hell]

The biggest party room is booked for the 22nd, but the two smaller ones are both available. On the 23rd, the large party room and one of the smaller ones is available.

A small party room can accommodate a maximum of fifty people, but it's more comfortable for about thirty to forty.

[Voice]

[faustianism]

I think the small room would be just fine. Do you have anything smaller then that, perhaps? I could use a second room, but it needs to be more...intimate.

[Voice]

[brat_from_hell]

We can create a magic barrier to separate the room into two parts - one bigger and one smaller - without anyone seeing if you'd like. Xellos knows how to warp dimensional space with magic.

Re: [Voice]

[faustianism]

Is there a ballpark on how much that would cost?

[Voice]

[brat_from_hell]

That depends on what kind of refreshments you were going to buy for your guests, but right now it would be about eight hundred dollars, with the room rental and the privacy service. We do have a restaurant on site and can cater the event, too.

[Voice]

[faustianism]

So, looking around... a thousand? Two thousand? For the rooms and the catering?

[Voice]

[brat_from_hell]

That's about the range, yes. The exact number depends on your menu choices and the amount of people you need accommodated. I can have a menu sent to you. Please get back to us no later than the 20th at 12:00pm with your food selections.

Re: [Voice]

[faustianism]

I'll do that. Thank you for this.

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

[brat_from_hell]

[Phibrizzo is genuinely confused by this text. It's not even something he could have fun with at someone else's expense.]

I'm underage and not boning anyone, sir/ma'am.

[aggravating]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS SURVEY.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TROLLED TODAY?