"Phibrizzo here! Just kidding~ You'll have to leave me a message."
(ooc: He'll always speak pleasantly enough to people via NV - he's improving but still not that technologically savvy. What he does realize is that conversations are archived.)
[There's a certain level of dread at how excited she sounds, but maybe she's asking something about magic. Anyhow, it's just a phone call. He calls her back a few hours later.]
Hello, Mister Phibrizzo? This is Mr. Gold, I wasn't sure where to get this information. I'm looking to hold a get together on the 16th, would the Uzushio Ryokan be open then? It is short notice, I know, and I am sorry. Please give me a call back.
[Remember that weird, random anonymous text you got on the first, kid?
Well, when you wake up on the 14th there's something waiting at your doorstep. Three animatronic trolls, a lot like what'd be found in a Disneyland ride.
Only better.
Because Tony blows Disney mechanics out of the water.]
[Voice Mail to Seyrunn Shop of Sorcery, also sent to Xeloss]
Excuse moi, Monsieur Phibrizzo! It would appear that a lady by the name of Prim has turned into a duck without her consent. Do your services cover this sorcery? Do contact her if so.
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Ahhh - yay! You called me back!
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What was your question, Pino?
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You have been invited.
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VIRUS text!
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[Seriously, what is this? He's decided he hates technology, aside from the search function at libraries.]
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[voicemail; 9/12/12]
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Anonymous Text on October 1st
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.
RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.
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I'm underage and not boning anyone, sir/ma'am.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TROLLED TODAY?
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DELIVERY October 14
Well, when you wake up on the 14th there's something waiting at your doorstep. Three animatronic trolls, a lot like what'd be found in a Disneyland ride.
Only better.
Because Tony blows Disney mechanics out of the water.]
[Voice Mail to Seyrunn Shop of Sorcery, also sent to Xeloss]
[Voice] Shortly before Xellos' reply
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(Optional)
[WHAT DO YOU DO?
> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]
[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]